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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:25 pm    Post subject: under the influence Reply with quote

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,  buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me  the bill."     So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for  100 euros The drunk says, "I haven't got it."     The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out  into the street.     The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again  says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself  one, and give me the bill."     The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he  can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so  he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for  the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill  for 100 euros   The drunk says, "I haven't got it."     The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the  living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.     The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says,  "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill.  In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"     The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent when you  drink."



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