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GB · Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 317 Location: Ireland

The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin".
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but
he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I
miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

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