Space Cowboy
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Riddle me this.....A quick little warm up from out here on the Ranch. Good luck....
A rooster laid an egg on top of a hen house. Which way did it fall of the roof??
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phil
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If you have been eating rooster eggs,I can see why you are confused as which end to open.
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quarryman
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I'd move your rooster away from that nuclear power station if I was you.
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blowin
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I think he must have fallen off in a bemused kind of way . " How the feck did that happen to me " kind of thing .
His equally confused friend might have said " doodle-doodle-cock".
And the gay one " any-cockle-do".
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patmk
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Assuming a miracle occurred on your hen house. The egg would fall down.
on a more serious note tell your local priest Vicar Rabbi etc of this glorious event who knows you might make more money than the b&b in knock
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Space Cowboy
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Very good, knew it wouldnt get passed you guys. I got another one now....
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