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GB · Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 317 Location: Ireland

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
>
> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
>Schitt?
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
>Schitt!'
> Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
>intellectual way.
> >>>>>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
>Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
> The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
>Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip
>Schitt.
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
>high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
>divorced.
> Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
>living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
>as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
>with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
> Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
>inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
>brothers in a dual ceremony.
> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
> nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
>recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
>them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
>

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